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Ask the 'Devivs: Love Letters by SmilehKitteh Ask the 'Devivs: Love Letters by SmilehKitteh
Midday-Mew Oct 25, 2013   General Artist

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Dear neighbor who teaches children at the elementary school who has the forked tail,

I found a strange love letter in my mailbox signed by "Spork," and addressed to me. It read,

"Let's go on a date. We could start with a candlelit dinner and then stop at a bar and drink fine crystal glasses of milk~ After that we can go for a long walk on the beach."

I'm not sure who "Spork" is. Are you Mr. Spork? If you are Spork, do you know who in your residence sent the letter? If your name isn't Spork, does someone live in your house whose name is Spork? This is weird and I don't really understand why I was sent a letter from someone I've never met. Besides, I don't even like romance and have no romantic interest in anyone.

Freezy, the four-armed two-tailed cyan-furred fox anthro who lives down the street.

P.S. I saw some guy wearing an orange eye-mask searching in my mailbox. Any ideas who that was?

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:iconglittershark1:
glittershark1 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He must have nice hand writing for hand that look like the size of hearts head
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SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Professional Writer
Hahaha just because you have big hands doesn't mean you cna't write nice!
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Samuraidogs Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sprokkles needs to buy some stamps before he can use da mailbox to send pocky-oo away :T
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SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Professional Writer
YES he does. XD
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:iconsamuraidogs:
Samuraidogs Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pocky-oo: Clearly a natural Romeo troublemaker
i wonder if US mail would allow shipment of a live alien kitteh?
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Professional Writer
Hmmm perhaps if we didn't specify it was an kitteh of alien origin....
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Samuraidogs Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Erm, yes
It's just a bipedal cat. Nothing to worry about. Carry on, workers, and do your duty by transporting this alien kitty!
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Professional Writer
Hahahahahaha XDXD
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:iconlavenderkittyartist:
LavenderKittyArtist Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-cries- I'LL MISS YOU, POOKEYOO
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
It actually knows how to irritate Spork and not die pretty well XD
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:iconlavenderkittyartist:
LavenderKittyArtist Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
DAT TAKES SOME POWER
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:iconpokemaster9990:
pokemaster9990 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Clearly it wasn't Pokeyoo. Clearly...

RAVE PARTY!
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Oh yus definitely not XD
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:iconpaintskitten:
PaintsKitten Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

Poookeeeeyooooo!!

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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
X3
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:iconcountershock:
CounterShock Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOL nice one Mr.Smith-ya XD
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
XDXD
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:iconcupaciienojutsu:
Cupaciienojutsu Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student Filmographer
To pokeyoo:Pokeyoo! Always open for trouble XD! Nice job buddy!
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:iconjest-a-note:
Jest-a-Note Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist
Spork n Pokeyoo, great duo.
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
they are ouo
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:iconxxshelby-the-catxx:
xXShelby-The-CatXx Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Omg xD
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
XD
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:iconxkaliber4life:
xkaliber4life Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
BWAHAHAHAH, also whats with all the falling in love with your kitties lately smilehkitty?
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
I DUNNO :I Ask the people who asked me XD
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:iconxkaliber4life:
xkaliber4life Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Student General Artist
X3
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:iconmidday-mew:
Midday-Mew Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014   General Artist
BWAHAHAHAHA! This was good for a laugh. XDDDD
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
hehehe ouo
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Subtershea Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have orange eye masks~  > u > and would totally do this
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
BAD YOU :I
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:iconsubtershea:
Subtershea Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awwww yiissss
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Moon-Gazer14 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OOOH POKEYOO. WAHT HAZ YOU DONE 8I Spork will get his revenge =v=
XD but seriously, that letter xDD MOST DANGEROUS PRANK EVAR. ono Especially involving Spork. >.>
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SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
XDXD That's Pokeyoo for ya XDXD

It isss :I Pokeyoo is a derp.
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Moon-Gazer14 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD Oh yus I can believe that is ALLLL Pokeyoo |D 

I could tell, he seems to derp A LOT 8I
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plaguedlord Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ok best prank ever! XD
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Hahaha XD
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:iconsenaneone:
Senaneone Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think Smiley might be pushing it. :)
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
XDXDXD
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:iconsenaneone:
Senaneone Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I liked how you put the question on a paper background, nice touch.
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Oh thank you *bows*
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Alquimis Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDXDXDXDXD
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shadow1012323 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
XDXDXDD oh god
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
0u0
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shadow1012323 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
hehehe
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CrystalRaven98 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AWWWW >w< Gosh Spork's expression makes me wanna cuddle him just to make him more annoyed XD
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:iconsmilehkitteh:
SmilehKitteh Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Haha bad idea XDXD
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