Midday-Mew Oct 25, 2013 General Artist
Dear neighbor who teaches children at the elementary school who has the forked tail,
I found a strange love letter in my mailbox signed by "Spork," and addressed to me. It read,
"Let's go on a date. We could start with a candlelit dinner and then stop at a bar and drink fine crystal glasses of milk~ After that we can go for a long walk on the beach."
I'm not sure who "Spork" is. Are you Mr. Spork? If you are Spork, do you know who in your residence sent the letter? If your name isn't Spork, does someone live in your house whose name is Spork? This is weird and I don't really understand why I was sent a letter from someone I've never met. Besides, I don't even like romance and have no romantic interest in anyone.
Freezy, the four-armed two-tailed cyan-furred fox anthro who lives down the street.
P.S. I saw some guy wearing an orange eye-mask searching in my mailbox. Any ideas who that was?Ask the 'devivs is closed now. No more questions please.